What's Going to Happen With Russia Ukraine?

Let the Stars Be Your Guide!

Let the stars be your guide!

I use a complicated mix of astrology, the Chinese zodiac, numerology and a Thai Buddhist system that factors in day of the week to come up with predictions about love and life. I'm glad that it will take a little while for the AI autowriters to catch up with me. And I virtually guarantee that my predictions will be more accurate than anything out of Neil Ferguson's London Imperial College!

Anywho so the Russian Bear went after Ukraine, defiling the sensibilities of the Paper Tiger NATO alliance and inflaming the ascendant Dragon lurking in the background. In Chinese Zodiac terms there is no bear and the only bird in it is not the Bald Eagle, but hilariously, the Chicken. We are, however, in the year of the Tiger. 

Normally you wear red if you are part of the year in question, which specifically is the Water Tiger. Because I'm calling NATO a paper tiger (paper being money) and seeing lots of signs (under water, being in the red) I would guess that the year would be dominated by a spectacular blow off top in debt. So far there's clear signs that this is happening, as the Covid pullback was quickly replaced by spending bills to help Ukraine or whatever. Please take out your wallet and pay for the $7 gas! Behind the scenes there's lots of movements with SWIFT and Unionpay that people should be paying attention to, but aren't.

And what happened to Covid? That particular farce was pulled offstage for the time being. Except in China, where it rages. Here in Thailand they can't figure out if they want to whistle past the graveyard USA style or go all dragon double down on Covid. The food costs have shot up in the past month.

Will the war turn hot? Year of the tiger is an aggressive year, but is balanced by being a water tiger. 2022 and 2023, numerology wise, are helped by triplication with no multiplier effect, so but by the grace of God we live. Next year is the year of the Rabbit, a time when everyone goes in their hidey hole. 2024, however, is the year of the Dragon, to which China can be expected to emerge in earnest. Unfortunately it's a bad  year in numerology terms, a sum zero game of infighting like a married couple viciously fighting over the spoils in divorce court and willing to destroy their children to get their way. You heard it here first. 

So moving on to astrology. I don't want to talk about Zekensky too much (Birthday January 25- Aquarius). He talks a good game all peace and love as the water bearers always do, but he's going to conveniently disappear when the check comes around. Aquarians talk a good talk but they never want to pay for it. They love everybody so they don't really love anybody, you see. They are in the 11th house, the dragon force.

I'll leave out the shadowy forces behind the scenes, because it's hard to know who they are, so I'll stick with figureheads. Putin's birthday is October 7, so he's a Libra. The scales of Justice are known to be very humanitarian, and they are a lover of the people just as the Aquarians are. On the outside they can appear indecisive and weak as they balance all sides of a given issue. Once they've made up their mind, however, Libras can be quite despotic (tyrannical) in achieving their objectives. Usually these types are defeated by isolating them and cutting off financial support (Libras love luxery!). That appears to be what the paper tiger is trying to do.

Joe Biden is a Scorpio, a late stage November 20th birthday right on the cusp with Sagittarius. Oh God do I know these bastards well, even if I had a more personal preference for the Halloween babies. Scorpios (being the sign of the Scorpion) are extremely secretive. They are the only sign in the zodiac that wants you to do the talking, as they, inspector like, try to give you enough rope to hang yourself with. They are defeated by their own tail. When Scorpios are provoked into direct conflict they will take everyone and everything down with them. Be careful of these vindictive bastards. My advice: Go back to your basement, Joe, and eat some ice cream. For the sake of humanity. Please don't pull the trigger.